Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Villages Defended: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 642 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 557 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Crops Grown: 4100
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Towns Built: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2679 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Farms Harvested: 563
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 274 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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