Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Holy Grails Found: 4
Runes Activated: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Dragons Tamed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

    LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!
    join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

    we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

    but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Alien Abductions: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

    Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 138 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 92

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 886087 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8626
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Potions Brewed: 71
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Emeralds Found: 5675

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Crops Grown: 9462
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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