Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

    Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server
    Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

    Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • :gt: be me Minecraft SMP

    :gt: be me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MomCantDriveMC

    MomCantDriveMC
    Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

    We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

    So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Alien Abductions: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

    KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales
    Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

    One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

    And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Towns Built: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • OpportuCraft

    OpportuCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Mines Excavated: 1912 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

    SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server
    so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

    OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

    So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

    LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone
    hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

    not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 35571

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2004
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ores Mined: 7857

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Crops Grown: 7150
    Chimeras Created: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6072 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Dimension Hops: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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