Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4822	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	4898	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

bad actors, BANKRUPTCY, Bankruptcy Proceedings, BBBYQ, Chapter 11, Cheng, class action, Cohen, DELAY, Directly Register Shares, DTC, Edition, gamestop, Holly Etlin, LARRY, Larry Cheng, Minecraft, NSCC, Podcast, pump and dump, RCCASE, Reverse Uno, Ryan, Ryan Cohen, Share Buyback Fraud, shareholders, short sellers, smp, ThePPShow

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	5237	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

blue collar, Boundaries, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, Family issues, Gifts, mental health, Money Matters, no contact, NoParentalPermissionNoHousePayment, Outsider, parenting, relocating, savings, sibling dynamics, Stability, success, Therapy, white collar

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	231
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	4434
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.