Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Magic Items Found: 8051
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Chimeras Created: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2389 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9168
    Alien Abductions: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Alien Abductions: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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