Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found: 3083 Emeralds Found: 2019
Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Emeralds Found: 7963 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 101 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ores Mined: 3538
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 503878 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Animals Bred: 47 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Animals Bred: 58
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 182951 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 198 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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