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KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crops Grown:	3214
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3809	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8225
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0