FrostyFenceCraft

Arctic region, border control, border fence, cross-border cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european union, finland, foreign policy, FrostyFenceCraft, geopolitical implications, international relations, migration control, national security, norway, physical barrier, political decision, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, territorial integrity

so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

bedrock, canvas, Community, custom armors, daily crates, Friendly, Fun, Grief Prevention, Growing, java, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixelated, proximity chat, respected, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, semiclean, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Supported, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat, welcomed

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Farms Harvested:	418	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

activities, Bars, Chat Rooms, clubs, Community, Companionship, DATING, Events, Forums, friendship, hags, Hangout, lonely, Meet, Minecraft, ONLINE, outings, relationships, Server, Singles, Socialize, support groups, where

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, Amh Araeng, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Mord Souq, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, Seraph, Shadowbringers, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., warm bodies, xivg, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

after party, Boyfriend, CELEBRATIONS, Commitment, Communication, compromise, family, Friends, guest list, lake house, LakeHouseLovers, long distance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Priorities, quality time, rare opportunity, relationships, Server, special occasion, travel, Wedding, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

YardSaleYikes

.14, +9, 5.., 50% off, Asshole, Context, Counter, double check, expensive neighborhood, La, mistake, Pay, Petty, pillows, Prices, tacky, undercharged, Venmo, yard sale, YardSaleYikes

Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Afterlife, death, final moments, fulfillment, Happiness, Legacy, life stat, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, purpose, Reflection, regrets, RespawnStats, satisfaction, smp, statistics, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TearjerkerTunes

bittersweet, cry, emotional, Emotional Music, Favorite, favorite song, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, love, Melancholy, Moving, Music, Nostalgia, powerful vocals, sad, sentimental, song, Soulful, tearjerker, TearjerkerTunes, Tears

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	913	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blinking Blocks Server

anatomy, Awareness, blink, blinking, blocks, Brain, Consciousness, eyelids, eyes closed, meditation, movement, Perception, physiology, Reflex, Relaxation, REST, Sensory, Server, Sight, Sleep, Unconscious, vision

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

acoustic signals, Animal Behavior, animal communication, cetaceans, Communication, Deep Sea, Dive, Evidence, long distance communication, Marine Biology, marine life, marine mammals, ocean creatures, oceanography, Server, synced, synchronized diving, theory, underwater communication, vast distances, whale behavior, whale research, Whales

come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

Base Defense, brawls, building, challenge, competitive, crazy, Discord, dragons, Dungeon, Environment, EXCITEMENT, faction server, faction warfare, modded elements, Mods, PvP, RLFartions, Season, Smelly, Strategizing, Survival, Survival Challenge, survival experience, TOUGH, Tough challenge, vibrant

RLFactions Season 1 Overview

Server Features	Details
Modded Factions Server	RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
Unique Gameplay	Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
Competitive Environment	Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

FAQ

Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

Q: Can I play alone on the server?

A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Audience, Boys, Character development, comparison, empowerment, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, gender, genre, girl, Girls, isekai, male protagonist, Minecraft, perspective, power, Preference, Server, storytelling, world-building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	2083
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

fuck, Minecraft, Shit, smp, What, what is this, what is this shit, what the fuck, what the fuck is this, what the fuck is this shit, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

Afk, apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Cohabitation, college, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, DISHES, DishyCraft, domestic duties, Expectations, Expenses, Fairness, guest, Household, Job, living together, Partnership, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Coal-FreeCraft

Britain, carbon emissions, carbon neutrality, clean energy, climate change, coal phase-out, CoalFreeCraft, end coal power, energy policy, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, G7 nation, global leadership, green technology, last plant closure, power plant, renewable energy, Sustainable development

lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

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YardSaleYikes

Updated October 2, 2024

RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

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TearjerkerTunes

Updated October 2, 2024

Blinking Blocks Server

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Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

Updated October 2, 2024

RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

RLFactions Season 1 Overview

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

FAQ

Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

Q: Can I play alone on the server?

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Girl Power Minecraft Server

Updated October 2, 2024

WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

Updated October 2, 2024

Coal-FreeCraft

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2