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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5024 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!