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ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	6570
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Emeralds Found:	7905	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Crops Grown:	4073	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Votes:	2445	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	149	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ores Mined:	7312
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5831	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Potions Brewed:	155
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3