Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
Divine Spears Created: 30 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Falling into the Void: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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