Blocky Booty Busters #420 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MoneyBegCraft: Join Nijisanji for LOLs

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns. Who wouldn’t want to see that?!

2. We have a secret underground DISCO where you can dance the night away with all your virtual friends.

3. If you join our server, you automatically become a MILLIONAIRE in Minecraft coins. Yes, you heard that right. No need to beg for money here!

4. Our server is protected by a MAGIC forcefield that keeps out all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs. Your builds will be safe and sound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where Americans are being drafted to capture Iraq… or was it Iran? Who cares! The point is, on our server, you can be a part of epic battles and crazy adventures like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, unicorns roaming the land, and even zombie pigmen throwing parties!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a time-traveling adventure or a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft & Genshin Impact Mashup Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for insane adventures, ridiculous quests, and outrageous builds that will blow your blocky mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a pixelated paradise where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. They battled zombie chickens, rode llama dragons, and even tamed a giant Enderman as their loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dimension, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the rivers flow with liquid gold. Rumor has it that deep within the Diamond Dimension lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made of obsidian. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the epic madness for yourself! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Steve’s Love Triangle

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Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty McCraftFace

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Emeralds Found:	5601	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5245	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Forever Alone Craft

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	919
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our sky limit is the level of fun you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails and zombie chickens that drop diamonds instead of feathers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move better than any player on the server. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret enchanted taco stand hidden deep within the enchanted forest, where you can trade your emeralds for the most delicious tacos in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the giant flying pigs that roam the skies, they’re known for stealing players’ diamond armor and replacing it with leather pants. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing those on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2