Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!
Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!
So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.
Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your love for weed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all stoners and gamers alike.
Join us and smoke a virtual joint after every virtual workout – because why not? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server that lets you dull your senses in peace?
Don’t let anyone tell you to stop smoking weed, especially not your friends and family. We get it, being sober is just not as fun as being high all the time.
So come join our server, where hobbies and friends are overrated, and coping is for losers. Let’s get high and game on!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Zootopia fantasies and hang out with a bunch of furries who are just as obsessed as you are!
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Zootopia, with hooves in bio edition because who doesn’t want to see Nick Wilde trying to type with his tiny little hooves?
Our pastebin is filled with all the juicy details you need to know, and our booru is where you can find all the fan art your heart desires (just make sure to use a different browser if you can’t access it, we don’t want any technical difficulties ruining the fun!).
We even have an honest Zootopia fan fiction review section, because let’s be real, some of that stuff is just pure gold.
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your inner furry shine bright like a diamond. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your very own Judy Hopps or Nick Wilde to roleplay with. The possibilities are endless on our Zootopia General server, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Some features may require a rank or in-game currency
Active and engaging community
Can be overwhelming for new players
BandoCraft
Pros
Cons
Offers a Vanilla Minecraft experience with added features like Towny and McMMO
May not have as large of a player base as Hypixel
Cross-platform support for players
May not have as many mini-games or game modes as Hypixel
Player-driven economy with jobs and Silk Touch
May require a learning curve for new players unfamiliar with Towny or McMMO
FAQ
Q: Which server has more players, Hypixel or BandoCraft?
A: Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, so it typically has more players than BandoCraft. However, BandoCraft offers a more intimate community experience.
Q: Do these servers have in-game purchases?
A: Hypixel may have features that require a rank or in-game currency for access, while BandoCraft focuses more on player-driven economies and gameplay without as much emphasis on microtransactions.
Q: Which server is better for new Minecraft players?
A: Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its large player base and wide variety of game modes. BandoCraft, with its Vanilla Minecraft experience and added features, may offer a more welcoming environment for newcomers.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.
Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old memes from before 2010? Well, look no further because our server is here to revive the meme game with fresh, never-before-seen content! Join us and witness the resurrection of hilarious memes that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!
Our server is like a time machine back to the golden age of internet humor, where every block you break unleashes a wave of nostalgia and laughter. Say goodbye to stale reposts and hello to original, gut-busting jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual Minecraft house.
Don’t be stuck in the past with outdated memes, join our server and be part of the meme revolution! Who needs life support when you have our server pumping out the freshest, dankest memes this side of the Minecraft universe? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the meme magic begin!
Purely Vanilla Minecraft server to play with your friends! Brand new and still currently tweaking multiple things but the goal is to keep this server fairly vanilla and let the player enjoy a vanilla experience without any pay to win shenanigans
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most unique and hilarious ways to play the game! Ever wondered how to commit suicide in Minecraft but make it look like murder in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have custom plugins that allow you to stage the most ridiculous deaths imaginable.
Join us for epic PvP battles where you can fake your own demise in the most over-the-top ways possible. Want to make it look like you were taken out by a herd of angry chickens? Done. How about getting squashed by a giant block of cheese? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all – our server also features insane mini-games like “Death by Disco” where you have to dance your way to your demise, or “Explosive Escape” where you have to outrun a TNT-wielding mob.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry – or until you fake your own death, whichever comes first.
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most fraudulent players you’ll ever meet! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and ridiculous shenanigans.
Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is in on the joke. Instead of breathing fire, he spits out rainbow-colored confetti and dances the Macarena. And don’t even get us started on the creepers – they’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of interpretive dance.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. All you have to do is find it – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just remember, things may get a little crazy – but that’s all part of the fun!
Open War Server
– You are free.
– A Warzone inspired by Tarkov in these mechanics
– Nuclear weapons and mass destruction
– No Pay2Win
– Leveling System
– Combat Vehicle Tank Airplane
– Clan and base war
Open and Available on the TechnicLauncher
In short, if you want to know more join us now on discord!
