Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! šŸ’„šŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! šŸ’„šŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

    MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!
    Server IP mineward.net (1.20.4+)
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

    Overview:

    • āš”ļø Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
    • šŸ’€ Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
    • šŸ’Ž Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
    • šŸ“œ Explore the realm and do quests!
    • šŸŽ£ Catch leviathans!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I choose a class?

    To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

    2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

    Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

    3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

    Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

    4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

    To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

    5. How can I catch leviathans?

    To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchantments Applied: 143

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownā€”itā€™s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Runes Activated: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says ā€œmagic beans.ā€

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9010 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ores Mined: 792 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1804 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbreadā€”itā€™s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Falling into the Void: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped insideā€”talk about a plot twist!

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifactsā€”talk about a paradox!

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 1891
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beaconā€”now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candyā€”itā€™s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 131
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animalsā€”itā€™s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Magic Items Found: 2788 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cubeā€”it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 80 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Witchā€™s Brew Drunk: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownā€”itā€™s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Crops Grown: 2581 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Dragon Scales Harvested: 387
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksā€”no joke!

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  • šŸ”„ GIFTS šŸ”„ āš”BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTSāš” Minecraft server

    šŸ”„ GIFTS šŸ”„ āš”BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTSāš” Minecraft server

    ā¤ļø BearLand Network ā¤ļø is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! āšœļø

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ā¤ļø Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    āœæ Join the BearLand Network project āœæ

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Emeralds Found: 7418
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portalā€”turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Crops Grown: 3301
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks itā€™s a puppyā€”it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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