Blocky Booty Blast Server

Blocky Booty Blast Server

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our mascot is a Farting Cock who loves to party all night long. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that a thread died for this server – that’s how epic it is!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have big fat bellies and they’re not afraid to show it off. In fact, it’s a requirement to have a big fat belly to join our server. Don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to keep those bellies full while you build, mine, and explore.

So come on down to our server and have a good time with the Farting Cock and all the other crazy characters. You won’t regret it – unless you’re not into fart jokes and belly rubs, in which case, why are you even still reading this? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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