Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5028
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3473	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crops Grown:	1212
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	336272
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
World Lore & Story	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Emeralds Found:	1193

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	190
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.