Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	7096	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	116
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Villages Defended:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockBuddies SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	58

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Wisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Farms Harvested:	222
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

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join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Towns Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5