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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8434 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 941 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5653 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!