Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Villages Defended: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Runes Activated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10
Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Farms Harvested: 598

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3001 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Dragon Eggs Found: 9821
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Crops Grown: 4135
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 169
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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