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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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