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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 212 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

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