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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Secret Passages Found: 6 Gods Slained: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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