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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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