Blocky Bedrock Bonanza | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6333	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	New Chunks Explored:	915451

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	2563	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ores Mined:	4032	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Star Shards Collected:	174	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2305	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Emeralds Found:	1989

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	9088
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7159

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4