Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6927	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

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So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1944	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Emeralds Found:	5915	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Get Real Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	315	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Close Call Craft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	322323	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Potions Brewed:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1084

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crops Grown:	7807
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AfterlifeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2814

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!