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EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5388	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Votes:	4673
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3576	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	7354

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	3852	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	1812
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5416	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	714
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Villages Defended:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

Players:	91/400	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3