Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Crafty Love Wars

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Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5970
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	537
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6074	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	811	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

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Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Craftella Girls: U149 – Where idols mine and craft their way to the top!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Risa’s taste in men? Look no further! Our server is filled with older players who have the experience and maturity to handle anything that comes their way. Risa knows that older men are like fine wine – they only get better with age! Join us for a chance to build, mine, and maybe even find your own sugar daddy in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a rich, older player showering you with gifts and protection? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where age is just a number – and a high one at that!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen do a reverse image search

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We call it “Reverse Image Search” because we’ve flipped the Minecraft world upside down – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds in the sky, battling creepers underwater, and building your dream castle on the ocean floor. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is confused!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and duel with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe that grants you infinite diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the flip side!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	932
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Indo Crew – Where even Minecraft mobs can’t match our population!

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Yo, forget about Indonesia, let’s talk about this mystery country with a population bigger than Colombia! This Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the gaming world, just waiting to be discovered by all you adventurous players out there.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of this mysterious land. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures, rare mobs, and even a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! Who knows what other surprises are waiting to be found?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just think about the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you’re part of the elite group of players who have explored this enigmatic country. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Farms Harvested:	381
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SoullessCraft: Where Your Soul Goes Missing and Your Blocks Go Flying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the souls have gone! Join us for a wild ride through the afterlife as you battle against zombie pigmen, trade with wandering spirits, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself for some enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soul Eater, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of lost souls to devour. Will you be able to outsmart this formidable foe and claim its power for yourself? Or will you become its next meal?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us where the souls are plentiful and the adventure is endless. Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1682

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HappyCraft: Where Smiles Are Mandatory and Griefing Is Prohibited!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed laughter and fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and experience the joy of building a giant roller coaster that catapults unsuspecting players into a pool of lava (don’t worry, they respawn)! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless fowl as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

So come on down to our server and remember, laughter is the best block to build with!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

– “Blocky Banquet” – “Pixelated Feast” – “Creeper Cuisine” – “Ender Eats” – “Crafty Cookout” – “Redstone Restaurant” – “Nether Nosh” – “Minecraft Munchies” – “The Hungry Miner” – “Digging for Dinner”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic saga of a talking sheep who is destined to save the world from evil creepers with her magical powers of wool!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that if you can find the enchanted golden carrot hidden somewhere in the city, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the next episode of this wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	559
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Crops Grown:	9010
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4474