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Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

He’s Right Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

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There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FurRealMinecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual fursuiting to a whole new level! Join us for some wild adventures and make real furiends along the way. Our server is like an aquarium, except instead of fish, we have furries window licking while playing Minecraft.

If you’re new, don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to get started, including avatar resources and guides to help you navigate this crazy world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our other resources at your own risk – who knows what kind of madness you’ll find there!

But that’s not all, we have weekly events that will make you want to log on every day. From Halloween events to drinking nights, multiplayer nights, and even a snooker casual/pool tournament, there’s always something fun happening on our server. And if you’re into cartoons, we have watch parties every Thursday that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find your new furry family here!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

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Failboat is a popular content creator and YouTube personality known for his hilarious gaming videos and commentary. With a distinct sense of humor and infectious energy, Failboat has amassed a large following of fans who enjoy watching his entertaining and relatable content. His videos often showcase moments of failure and mishaps in various games, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What are Minecraft servers like Raftel ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers include:

1. MineSuperior 2. CosmicPvP 3. ArkhamNetwork 4. PvPWars 5. ManaCube

Each of these servers offers their own unique take on PvP factions gameplay, ranking systems, and regular events to keep players engaged. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP action or a strong sense of community, these servers have something for everyone. Try them out and see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

/qa/ won btw Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the almighty /qa/! That’s right, the most powerful and hilarious board on 4chan has taken over and things are getting wild.

Join our server if you want to experience epic battles between Pepe and Wojak, witness rare sightings of Shrek and his swamp, and even participate in dance-offs with the infamous Trollface. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that allow you to ride on Nyan Cat while shooting rainbows at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword enchanted with the power of Rick Astley’s never-ending song. And rumor has it, if you can find the secret disco party hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. /qa/ won btw, and you can too!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4