Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP

    The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old GMs who just sit behind a desk all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Young Bucks have retired from full-time competing to become GMs! That’s right, these EVPs are ready to take on the role of on-screen characters without the risk of dimeless matches.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will the Bucks be running the show, but they’ll be doing it in style as double-Vinces, keeping the ratings high and the storylines fresh. With Tony Khan too busy to step into the GM role and Chris Daniels rarely seen, the Young Bucks are here to shake things up and push those storylines to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and witness the madness unfold!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Arcania Server Minecraft server

    Arcania Server Minecraft server

    Welcome to Arkania!

    Are you ready to dive into the unique world of Minecraft, where every day is a new adventure, every night is a challenge, and every choice can change everything around you? If your answer is “Yes”, then welcome to the server, where your destiny is the result of your decisions, skills and strategy!

    Mechanics of Stages

    Discover new horizons with each stage: from the first steps in the ordinary world to epic battles with the Ender Dragon and anarchy in the ordinary world. Be prepared for an ever-changing world, where every new stage brings new challenges and opportunities!

    Factories

    Revolutionary production mechanics! Create and upgrade your factories to produce resources and items. Discover new technologies in the research center and become the industrial tycoon of our world!

    Deliveries

    Unique trading system! Complete delivery orders, receive valuable rewards and improve your status among other players.

    Equipment Customization

    Rethink classic craft! Craft armor and weapons of new ranks, use runes and enchantment scrolls to create unique equipment.

    Dungey

    Explore dungeons of varying difficulty, fight bosses and get incredible trophies. Only the bravest heroes will be able to overcome the most difficult dungeons!

    Professions and Quests

    Upgrade your professions, complete tasks and receive rewards that will help you become stronger. The system of professions and quests will make your journey even more exciting!

    Leveling up and Challenges

    With each new level you become more powerful, and regular challenges will add zest to your game, offering new tasks and goals.

    Community

    On our server you will find friends with similar interests, whether they are “homebodies”, fans of PVE or PVP. Unite in teams, create alliances and conquer the world together!

    ✨ And that’s not all! Join us now and start your story!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 320 Runes Activated: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Rig-Free Swing States Minecraft Server

    Rig-Free Swing States Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old elections where the outcome is predictable? Join our Minecraft server where we have elections every week and the results are always a surprise! Swing states? Pfft, we have swing biomes where one day it’s a lush forest and the next day it’s a desert. And don’t even get us started on traditionally blue states flipping – we have players who can literally build a redstone contraption to change the entire landscape of the game. The election map on our server is constantly changing, just like the lava flows in the Nether. So come join us and see if you can rig the election in your favor – or get riggity wrecked yourself!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • game’s gone Minecraft SMP

    game’s gone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream house. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible in the most creative way possible?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Digger” competition where players race to find the most diamonds in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of rage quitting. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7718 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Casual Minecraft

    Casual Minecraft

    Casual Minecraft is the ultimate server for players who want to relive the classic Minecraft experience. With a focus on simplicity, community, and survival mode, we bring the game back to its nostalgic roots. Our close-knit community thrives in a pure survival environment, where collaboration, creativity, and exploration are at the heart of the gameplay. No flashy gimmicks, no over-complicated features—just the original Minecraft you fell in love with. Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home in Casual Minecraft, where every player is part of the adventure. Join us and rediscover the magic!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 100 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow destined to burn – in a good way! We’ve got characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting for you to join their epic adventures. And don’t even get us started on the weapons – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song will have you slicing and dicing like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. So come on and get your fill of sweet treats and flowery goodness. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re permanent, just like that weird mole you have on your back.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will have you swimming in virtual currency. Just visit our website and claim your riches!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two. Or maybe just a really cool build. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage

    Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage
    > So, picture this: you’re stuck in a dead-end job, your girlfriend has left you for some trust fund douchebag, and your parents are breathing down your neck about working harder. Sounds like a real snooze-fest, right? Well, fear not, because I’ve got just the solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

    > Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.

    > Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?

    > So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Lady Craft Minecraft Server

    Lady Craft Minecraft Server
    Do you love mining and crafting with a side of girl power? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can team up with badass ladies who know how to dominate the game! From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female-led community will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that our resident queen bee has a secret stash of diamonds that she’s willing to share with her loyal subjects. So if you’re ready to join a server where girls rule and boys drool, then hop on board and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • > Aaaahhhhh AAAAAHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP

    > Aaaahhhhh AAAAAHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties (with explosive results, of course).

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and eternal chicken nuggets.

    But beware, our server is also haunted by the infamous Potato Ghost, a spud-loving specter who will haunt your dreams until you build him a potato palace fit for a king. Don’t worry, he’s a pretty chill ghost once you get to know him.

    Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

    Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool kids out there!

    Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where Sasuke himself will guide you through epic quests and challenges. That’s right, the legendary ninja himself is a part of our server and he’s ready to show you why he’s the GOAT!

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. And did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings your praises? It’s true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Sasuke and unlock the ultimate power of friendship…or something like that. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Dimension Hops: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

    Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

    But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

    Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

    WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

    On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

    Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    GF Tits Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Sleepless Gaming

    Sleepless Gaming

    # 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !

    Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !

    𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more

    𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot

    𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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