Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 4 Knights Apocalypse Minecraft Server

    4 Knights Apocalypse Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have killer dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Jew Crew Minecraft SMP

    Jew Crew Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we ponder life’s biggest questions, like whether a jew can have a human soul in the game! Join us for hilarious debates, epic builds, and wild adventures as we explore the depths of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking your inner diamond armor-wearing philosopher! So come on, join us and let’s dive into the craziest discussions and build the most mind-blowing creations together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Luminara

    Luminara

    Refreshed Semi-Vanilla 1.21 SMP

    Luminara (formerly known as Nether Depths) is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and quality of life features.

    Friendly Community Our community is friendly, helpful, and fun! There are so many memories to create in this server.

    Quick Updates We’re always one of the first to update our Minecraft version and we’re planning to update to 1.22 once it is released as soon as possible!

    Bedrock-Compatible On the go? No problem! You can join on Minecraft Bedrock Edition! IP: mc.br.luminescent.dev PORT: 53778

    Find out more about the many features of Luminara at https://mc.luminescent.dev !

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Creeper’s Paradise Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild jungle full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting to happen.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Dance Party with the Ender Dragon” and “Hide and Seek with Herobrine.” Plus, our server is so advanced that we have diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock and enchanted armor that turns you into a flying pig.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost Mines of Derpiness!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Fate/ Grand Order NA General

    Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Fate/ Grand Order NA General
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Singularity Repair Support Campaign has taken over and now you must battle dragons and water margin girls in the Halloween Rebellion of 108! But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus!

    Forget about boring old materials and summoning info, in this server, you’ll be summoning crazy creatures and battling in epic events that will leave you questioning reality. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs a material lookup when you can have a dragon girl’s water margin adventure? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CubeLandia

    CubeLandia

    You will not have problems on our server. We prioritize player suggestions to improve it for the benefit of everyone. We are a server completely in Spanish

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6620 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • /flip/ Minecraft Server

    /flip/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical flip button that reveals your deepest fantasies! Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure rainbow? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered. Join us for the wackiest and wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for your fantasies to come to life in ways you never imagined.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1606

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell

    Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell
    Yo, have you ever wondered why Apple doesn’t make monitors? Like, they could totally make an iMac without the computer parts and sell it as a fancy accessory. But hey, forget about Apple’s monitor woes and come join our Minecraft SMP instead!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pika-Anarchy

    Pika-Anarchy

    PikaAnarchy is a minecraft server that promises its players cracked survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is mc.pika-anarchy.eu.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

    Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

    2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

    3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

    4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

    The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

    Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

    Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

    So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3239 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • /BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

    /BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

    We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PiggySMP

    PiggySMP

    Dive Back into Classic Survival!

    Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

    Why Choose Us?

    PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

    Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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