Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Potions Brewed:	45
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1810
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Animals Bred:	197	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixel Horizon

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

PixelHorizon is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin.

We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players.

Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9372
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Undead SMP

Ability, blocks, Buy, Defeat, Drop, Economy, Harder, Heads, Items, Minecraft, mobs, MobsPowers plugin, MONEY, play with friends, PvE, random people, Sell, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Undead SMP, UNDEAD.MC.GG, Vanilla

Welcome to the Undead SMP! This server allows you to play with friends, or random people. Also, this has the MobsPowers plugin which makes mobs harder to defeat but will give you a ability and drop its head. You can also create shops for people to buy stuff off of you for money, and you can sell items or blocks for money aswell. UNDEAD.MC.GG

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crops Grown:	4019
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hexacomb: Where we promise not to sting like a Bee, 18+ Only! No honey, just good old vanilla fun!

active community, alt account allowed, Amplified Nether, Apply now, Bee, Bluemap, diamond-based economy, Discord, Exploration, Fun, Good, HermitCraft Inspired, Hexacomb, Honey, in-season stats, music discs, Nullsape, optimization mods, Player and mob head drops, Promise, Seasonal, self-promotion, smp, Staff Team, Sting, Terralith, Vanilla, world download

Hexacomb Season 5 Overview:

Server Features	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items	Hats, food, and weapon skins inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced Interactions	Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs for a unique experience.
World Map	Access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser.
Player Economy	Diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.
Community	Active, tight-knit community with a helpful staff team.

FAQs:

How do I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Season 5, visit our Discord and follow the steps to apply: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa.

What is the server’s age requirement?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a mature environment for adult players.

Are there any restrictions on trades or purchases?

The server operates on a diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.

Is there a limit on alt accounts?

Players are allowed one alt account for more flexibility in gameplay.

How can I access the world map?

You can access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser for a visual representation of the server world.

Is there in-game voice chat available?

Yes, we offer In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interactions with other players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abroad, BLOCK, communities, cultural exchange, diaspora, Dispersion, Diversity, expatriates, Germans, Global, global citizenship, International, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiahs, Migration, Minecraft, multicultural, Overseas, Party, Population, Server, SETTLEMENT, transnational, Unity, world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

abusive parents, approval for having kids, body rights, Certification, child welfare, children, daycare, educational courses, Eugenics, Family Planning, Genes, good genes, income requirements, License, licenses to reproduce, Minecraft, parenting, parenting qualifications, psychological evaluation, reproduce, reproductive rights, smp, teaching children

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

#covert operations, cia, cold war, Diplomacy, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Hub, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, KGB, mexico, MexiRusso, Politics, russia, SECURITY, soviet union, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, united states

so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

Adventure, apply, Armors, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Discord, explode, Exploration, Fabric, Farmer, Fresh, GEMSTONES, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, launcher, Lord, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, modrinth, Permission, required, Roleplay, RPG, Settlements, weapons, Whitelist

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

beam, BEAMING, Bright, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Grin, Happiness, Happy, joy, Laughter, Let’s Smile, Lets, Minecraft, Optimistic, positive vibes, positivity, Server, share happiness, Smile, smiling, spread joy, uplifted

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9734	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

Blessed, Children of God, clean in heart, comforted, everlasting life, God’s love, hunger and thirst, inherit the land, John 3:16, kingdom of heaven, Luke 5:32, Matthew 7:13-14, Meek, mercy, Minecraft, mourn, narrow way, Peacemakers, persecuted, poor in spirit, repentance, Righteousness, salvation, see God, smp, strait gate

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1065
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!