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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Towns Built: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Zombie Dances: 3

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