Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4501 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Farms Harvested: 584
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ores Mined: 3126 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Emeralds Found: 6162
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 130
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Emeralds Found: 601 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Emeralds Found: 354 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 455394 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 2117

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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