Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!

Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.

But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Farms Harvested: 167 Enchantments Applied: 221
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Meteorites Collected: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BombCraft: Ukraine Edition

    BombCraft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our minecraft server, where the only bombs dropping are the sick beats in our virtual dance parties! forget about real-world conflicts, we’re too busy building giant statues of llamas and racing pigs through obstacle courses. plus, our resident hacker can make your character fly like a majestic unicorn. join us now and let’s create chaos and laughter together in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hybrid COVID XEC Server

    Hybrid COVID XEC Server
    hey y’all, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, dis server is like da COVID variant XEC of Minecraft servers – it’s more contagious dan a yawn in a boring meeting!

    imagine a world where creepers explode into confetti, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and diamonds rain from da sky like glitter at a rave. dat’s da kind of chaos you’ll find on dis server.

    we got custom plugins dat will blow your mind, like a disco ball dat follows you around and plays your favorite tunes, or a magic wand dat turns all da mobs into cute lil puppies. who wouldn’t wanna join dis madness?

    plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret hidden treasure on da server, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying without wings or shooting fireballs from your eyes. sounds crazy, right? well, dat’s just da tip of da iceberg on dis server.

    so come on, join us and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 7081
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

    Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

    Charged Creeper Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    QoL Features Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
    Multiplatform Support Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Channel Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
    Custom Help Menu 24/7 resource for assistance

    Charged Creeper Server FAQ

    Is the server whitelisted?

    No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

    How can I join the server?

    For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

    What are some unique features of the server?

    Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

    Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

    So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

    Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

    Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

    Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

    180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks
    Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dimension Hops: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MissileCruiseCraft

    MissileCruiseCraft
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

    Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Potions Brewed: 95
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

    Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]
    Full Faction Name Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
    Current Government and Ideology Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
    Leader President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
    Lore According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
    Motto Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
    Additional Information -National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Ronder? Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
    How can I join the Republic of Rondor? You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
    What languages are spoken in Rondor? The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
    What is the current year in Rondor? Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
    What is the national animal and flower of Rondor? The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 48

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 362654 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5049

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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