Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing Minecraft on hard mode…while riding a llama blindfolded! We don’t discriminate against any players, whether you’re a black woman or a purple alien from outer space, everyone is welcome to join the chaos and madness that is our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Scammy Mine

    Crafty Scammy Mine
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Animals Bred: 94 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

    Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

    And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

    Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

    Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

    Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ores Mined: 9487
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

    CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

    – We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

    – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

    – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

    Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

    Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Animals Bred: 58 Magic Items Found: 8636
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Potions Brewed: 103
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Farms Harvested: 127 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9307 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5462 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Animals Bred: 153 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Farms Harvested: 669
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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