Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing Minecraft on hard mode…while riding a llama blindfolded! We don’t discriminate against any players, whether you’re a black woman or a purple alien from outer space, everyone is welcome to join the chaos and madness that is our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

    YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic yuri adventures waiting for you! 🌈💖

    Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers fall in love with endermen and zombies have romantic picnics with skeletons. Our server is a paradise for all yuri enthusiasts who want to see love bloom in the most unexpected places.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever rides the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal happiness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a yuri-filled, diamond-studded adventure like no other! 🦄💎💕

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

    Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

    Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

    Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

    On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

    Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

    Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

    Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

    Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

    Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

    Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

    Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

    Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

    Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

    On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

    KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

    CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

    So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

    ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

    So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

    Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

    But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

    FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

    Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

    Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Ores Mined: 4929
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to join a server where the Big Japanese Cock reigns supreme? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about actual chickens here (although we do have those too).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Big Japanese Cock appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc on your creations. Your innocent black trad wife will be shaking her head in disbelief at the chaos unfolding before her eyes.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to tame the Big Japanese Cock and ride it into battle against other players. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for the Big Japanese Cock – you never know when it might strike next!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Magic Items Found: 4548
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server

    Minecrafty Metaphors – /pg/ Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so awesome that even Aigis The First Mission is ported to switch and PC just to celebrate our existence. That’s right, we have that kind of power! – P5X was released in China because they heard about our server and just couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. – In September 2024, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- will be released because our server is just that influential. – Metaphor: ReFantazio will be released in Fall 2024, inspired by the craziness that happens on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have GUIDES, ART, MUSIC, STAGE PLAYS, PERSONA ISO, and even PERSONA CONCERTS all available for your enjoyment. And we’ve moved everything to GoogleDocs and the Internet Archive because we’re just that organized.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Who knows, maybe the next big thing will be inspired by your adventures on our server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ores Mined: 3622
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2936

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Prada Devil Server

    Crafty Prada Devil Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where fashion is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLAMOUR and STYLE as you navigate through our pixelated world of high fashion.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual runway, strutting your stuff in the latest designer gear. But wait, what’s this? A choice between two belts that look EXACTLY the same? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our FASHIONISTA experts to guide you through the toughest decisions.

    Join us and experience the thrill of discovering that your lumpy blue sweater is actually CERULEAN, not just any blue. Dive deep into the world of designer collections and military jackets, all while rocking your virtual runway look.

    So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a FASHION ICON in the making. Who knew that pixels could be so chic?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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