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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 196 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Animals Bred: | 116 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!