Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

DragonToothDefenseMC

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yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	3609	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Love Letters Sent:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Enchantments Applied:	188	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

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So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magic Items Found:	6966	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	142
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CringeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	1081
Void Gems Collected:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyBlockersMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

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Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ores Mined:	6670
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	1149	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotluckProblems

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Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Love Letters Sent:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2039
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3