Blocktopia: The Safest Haven

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Are you tired of worrying about political instability and the impending doom of global warming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is the safest place to live, with no corrupt politicians or rising sea levels to worry about.

Join us and build your dream home in a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the creepers are always friendly. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out any pesky mobs or griefers, so you can rest easy knowing your creations are safe.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of our world?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the safest and most exciting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	643	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4948

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	New Chunks Explored:	505385
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

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✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5068	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	275
Dragon Eggs Found:	8919	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!