Are you tired of worrying about political instability and the impending doom of global warming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is the safest place to live, with no corrupt politicians or rising sea levels to worry about.

Join us and build your dream home in a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the creepers are always friendly. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out any pesky mobs or griefers, so you can rest easy knowing your creations are safe.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of our world?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the safest and most exciting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 182
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Astral Projections Made: 4 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Animals Bred: 115
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Potions Brewed: 65

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7699 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3164
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Star Shards Collected: 91 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 819112 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Mines Excavated: 3518 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ScholarMC

    ScholarMC

    ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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