Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3282 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Potions Brewed: 195 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY