Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 981
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Love Letters Sent: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY