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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

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