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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	8807
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2023	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	2121
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Towns Built:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	1142	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	232
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	New Chunks Explored:	408992
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

Players:	92/600	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13