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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Dimension Hops: 13
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Animals Bred: 29 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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