Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	219009	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9927

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9315	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Farms Harvested:	381
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dimension Hops:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.