Blockheads R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

childhood memories, childhood trends, cringe-worthy accessories, cringe-worthy activities, cringe-worthy behavior, cringe-worthy fads, cringe-worthy fashion, cringe-worthy hairstyles, cringe-worthy music, cringe-worthy slang, cringe-worthy styles, cringe-worthy toys, cringe-worthy trends, cringe-worthy trends from the past, cringe-worthy TV shows, CringeWorthyTrendsMC, embarrassing trends, fashion faux pas, Nostalgia, regrettable trends, smp, trends we regret

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	4268

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	8322	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cpxm.vanilla-box.ru

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1763

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	4411
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6914	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Towns Built:	1

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	2495	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5