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ForeignFoodie Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old American cuisine in Minecraft? Join our SMP and feast on a buffet of international delicacies! From sushi to curry to kangaroo steaks, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our secret recipe for Creeper Crepes – they’ll blow your mind (and maybe your base)! So come join us for a culinary adventure like no other, and expand your taste buds in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoCamGymBan

#workout, controversial, Exercise, Filming, FITNESS, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym membership, gym policies, gym rules, Gyms, health, NoCamGymBan, Opinions, personal space, privacy, recording, restrictions, social media, Technology, trends

Are you tired of getting kicked out of gyms for trying to film your epic workout fails? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the filming you want! That’s right, you can document every embarrassing moment as you try to build your dream castle or battle creepers in the wild. Plus, we have a special “No Judgement Zone” where you can show off your pixelated muscles without fear of being kicked out. So come join us and let your inner gym rat run wild in the virtual world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Redstone Revolution

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Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

brain axis, brain health, Connection, Crafty, depression, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, GutBrain, holistic health, literature review, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, probiotics, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, Psychobiotics, serotonin

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	691546
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1006

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RegretfulReject

Asshole, better person, cufflinks, Decline, dm, Earrings, Estate, ethnic background, Fallout, Grandma, Inheritance, instagram, jewelry, jewelry casting, metal smithing, mutual friends, offer, recast, RegretfulReject, Request, social media

Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	247838	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, bungee jumping, cooking Class, dream, horseback riding, hot air balloon ride, Minecraft, mountain climbing, new experiences, NoobToPro, paragliding, photography workshop, pottery making, salsa dancing, scuba diving, skiing, skydiving, smp, Surfing, travel, zip lining

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MinecraftManiaTV

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What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

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so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	86	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0