BlockBusters Minecraft SMP: Top 5 Thread

blockbusters, Competition, Countries, elite countries, exclusive, Global, limited entry, Minecraft, Ranking, smp, Thread, Threads, Top, TOP 5, top 5 competition., top 5 countries, top 5 nations, top 5 threads, top contenders, top countries, top nations, top threads, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1454	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP in the universe! Only the top 5 countries in the world are allowed to join because we only want the best of the best building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or mining for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly creepers.

Our community is filled with elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then apply now and see if you have what it takes to join the ranks of the top 5 countries in the world!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	1195	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Items Found:	5081	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8736	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!