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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Players Killed by Monsters: 9457 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Dragons Tamed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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